The voices..

Here's a good thing to try.. if you get bored in a store!

When someones voice comes on over the store intercom...
1.suddenly stop( I like to make some weird screech or noise just to make sure you grab someones attention)..

2.Look around in terror.. maybe lower yourself a little..

3. Whine..scream.. whisper to a holler.. (add your own creative drama here) and say.. "Ahhh the voices.. they just wont leave me alone!!!!!"

4. RESULTS MAY VARY..
If you crumple and cover your head you may get a few people to console.."ahh sweetie, its ok. It's just the loudspeaker."
-milk it and act totally aware of this phenomenon
-or
-have fun with it.. extend the drama and ball up on the floor. Or some crazy spaz.

When your bored with that.. jump up and take your bow.. dont wait for applause.. just taking in the many freaked faces and giggle while you skip away!
(Watch out for the purse swat if it was an elderly..annoyed)

-OR THANK her or whomever and announce to everyone that she/they? ? deserve a medal of honor for their heroic caring heart..where fear or judgement or amusement of ones demise could not contain the urge to help with loving compassion!!
(In short love surpassed self)

Talk about a movement...

Oh my goodness.. my mind just flooded with stories of the store!!!

Did I tell you about the time barbie overcame army men in lego land?

-yes barbie was still in the box
-no we did not open the net bag..the army men were already spilling out
-yes we did take the plastic strap off the lego box (other one was off already) they slip right back on..
-yes we opened the legos and sat in the isle for an hour or more building property n sorts

THANKS TO THE FEW PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T TELL OR COMPLAIN ON ME AND MY KIDS.. Even deeper thanks to those who let their kids join for a moment.

And my cell is dying... Smile
U R LOVED!
Xoxok

Ps.. didn't get in trouble.. the store person just asked me to clean up
(consequences are not always what we think they will be.. either way you choose how you feel about them.. thats what makes them good or bad)